Why I'm single: reason #13
i never leave my room to meet anyone.
Why I'm single: reason #12
i can’t stand your lame. constant. tv show quotes.
my friend if it’s alive, it will do anything and if it’s strong...
Because I mind and I certainly matter
Why I'm single: reason #11
i actually really like being single.
Why I'm single: reason #10
I refuse to date a smoker. If you do. I’ll probably tell you quit more than your mother and I’ll annoy you until you can’t stand me anymore.
tea-and-krumpin asked: I'm not exactly understand your whole "Reasons why I'm single" thing; each one makes you sound more and more amazing. Like I cant help but imagine you're really cute with your glasses, or that its a great thing you aren't easily impressed cause it shows you want fall for anything less than what you deserve. And any girl who talks about poop like a twelve year old boy...
Why I'm single: reason #9
I’ll stop talking to a boy because he chews his food all wrong.
Why I'm single: reason #8
I’m hard to get close to. I push the ones I love the furthest away.
Why I'm single: reason #7
I can’t talk to attractive men.
Why I'm single: reason #6
I hate sports. I won’t even pretend to like them. Unless its hockey. I’ll pretend to like hockey.
Why I'm single: reason #5
i make a better friend than a girlfriend.
Why I'm single: reason #4
its not easy to impress me. you’re all the same.