Why I'm single: reason #13
i never leave my room to meet anyone.
Why I'm single: reason #12
i can’t stand your lame. constant. tv show quotes.
my friend if it’s alive, it will do anything and if it’s strong...
Because I mind and I certainly matter
Why I'm single: reason #11
i actually really like being single.
Why I'm single: reason #10
I refuse to date a smoker. If you do. I’ll probably tell you quit more than your mother and I’ll annoy you until you can’t stand me anymore.
tea-and-krumpin asked: I'm not exactly understand your whole "Reasons why I'm single" thing; each one makes you sound more and more amazing. Like I cant help but imagine you're really cute with your glasses, or that its a great thing you aren't easily impressed cause it shows you want fall for anything less than what you deserve. And any girl who talks about poop like a twelve year old boy...
Why I'm single: reason #9
I’ll stop talking to a boy because he chews his food all wrong.
Why I'm single: reason #8
I’m hard to get close to. I push the ones I love the furthest away.
Why I'm single: reason #7
I can’t talk to attractive men.
Why I'm single: reason #6
I hate sports. I won’t even pretend to like them. Unless its hockey. I’ll pretend to like hockey.
Why I'm single: reason #5
i make a better friend than a girlfriend.
Why I'm single: reason #4
its not easy to impress me. you’re all the same.
Why I'm single: reason #3
i talk about poop like a twelve year old boy.
Anonymous asked: Hey, excuse me for asking, but where do you live? :)
Why I'm single: reason #2
these glasses i have on my face, yeah well, they’re not fake.
why im single: reason #1
i like knitting. too much.
Anonymous asked: what does a guy have to do to sit with you during laundry folding time?
I just wanna lay next to someone
” put your hands on my back. Kiss the back of my neck. ” seriously want.
•I dislike girls. •You complaining about the way your body looks and how to say every other week you’ll start taking care of yourself Well guess what. You’re fine. You just want attention and that makes you unattractive. •I spent the whole day in my room. •I have been trying to make knit hats for hours •My throat hurts and I fear strep throat in the fall. I really hope I...
Anonymous asked: I want to take you on a date. We can hold hands, walk in a park and watch the leaves change, go to a pumpkin patch collect a couple pumpkins, carve them and listen to records while we lay on my floor and we kiss when we say good bye.